I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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