What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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