I just pynch a tree in the face
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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