it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You are a genius and a whore.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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