used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You may now shotgun with the bride
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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