Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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