That's intense
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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