awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
