Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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