Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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