At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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