He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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