: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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