hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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