Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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