So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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