Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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