At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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