I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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