If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I came so hard my ears popped.
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