Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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