we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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