My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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