uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
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