I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
