Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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