tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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