Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have post one night stand depression
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