THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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