I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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