Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am puke
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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