so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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