so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
3pm strippers are depressing
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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