it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
