SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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