mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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