hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
