THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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