Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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