Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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