I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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