Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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