Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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