I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
