SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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