She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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