so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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