i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I looked at my own cervix.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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