If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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