Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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