just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
operation have a gay friend backfired
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Found your dick twin last night
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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